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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 06:00

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Why do nice guys rarely or never win?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Do you agree with Kamala Harris that Donald Trump is dangerous?
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
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Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
How did my ex move on very fast?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Who was the most ignorant American you have ever met?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What is the gayest experience you have seen in prison?
No way
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Can you explain the difference between God and atma according to the Bhagavad-Gita?