What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 06:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

Why do nice guys rarely or never win?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

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Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

Do you agree with Kamala Harris that Donald Trump is dangerous?

Unacceptable again!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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No go.

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

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Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

How did my ex move on very fast?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Who was the most ignorant American you have ever met?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

Why does Christianity push reconciliation after a partner cheats? Mine had a 7-year affair with someone half my age. He cheated and lied. He is not the same to me.

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What is the gayest experience you have seen in prison?

No way

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

Can you explain the difference between God and atma according to the Bhagavad-Gita?